THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

It smells like triangles in here.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

I lost my tractor.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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