- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's the deal with airline food?

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

poo is yummy

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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