a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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meme

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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eloise dey.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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You

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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