An asian without a future.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Jaden McMichael

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

A disabled man walks into a bar.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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