What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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BOOBALANBOO

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Mrs. Welsh

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Hi

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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