- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

U ALL LIAK DIK

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

you just contradicted yourself.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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