A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Anti Joke

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