I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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