- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

rose are red violets should be purple

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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