12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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