What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Pen15

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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