Do you believe this will change?

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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