Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Spread the net.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Ebola

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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