- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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