Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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