your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why did the book disappear?

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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