- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

knock knock piss off

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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