This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Penis

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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