- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Loner.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Gorden Brown.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

thermodynamics?

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What comes after 23? 24.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??