- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Is this where I type the joke?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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