- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

your mother hates you

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man made a sandwich.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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