A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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knock knock piss off

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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