- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's the difference between a duck?

Womens Rights.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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