Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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