Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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bob saget

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Black people

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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K.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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