- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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