- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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