- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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