What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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