guess what? chicken butt.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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