Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Punch line.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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