What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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how do you confuse a blond?

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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I said I hate niiggers

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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