Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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WNBA

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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