- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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