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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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K.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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nba live 13

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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kevin kim

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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