- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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