Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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nba live 13

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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