Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

women's rights.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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