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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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