- Anti Joke

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn