whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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