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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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