what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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