Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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bob saget

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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