- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What time is it? 10:58

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Obama

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

hey bill!

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Homosexuals are gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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