- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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