A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Men, get on the boat.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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How old is victor? Old

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Proof reading

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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