A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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