- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Women's rights.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Womens Rights.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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