What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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lol

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Yes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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69

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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