- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Gorden Brown.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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