- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Snausages.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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