- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.