- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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