- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

I have a crush on my dad.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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