Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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I can Nazi

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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