Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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