Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Chicken penis.

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What time is it? 10:58

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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