Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

thumb_up thumb_down +8

<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why is pi? Because circles.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

obama's promises

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops