- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

The Barackness Monster

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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