- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

THIS IS an anti-joke.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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liam buchan is gay !

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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