- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

I lost my tractor.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Is this where I type the joke?

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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