how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Anti Joke

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