- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Knock Knock Yes?

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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