What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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eloise dey.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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1 Jew XD

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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You

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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