- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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