Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Hello

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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obama leadership

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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