- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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