- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

american government

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Toaster

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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