There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

liam buchan is gay !

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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