Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Matt is not funny.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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