- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

connor sucks

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

why is john so fat years of over eating

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

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