why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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