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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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