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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

rape that shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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