What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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