- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

do you want to hear a joke?

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Samantha

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

connor sucks

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Cancer.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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