What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

black guy graduating high school

Women Driving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

all these jokes suck ass

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

^that joke a piece of shit

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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