Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

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