ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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all these jokes suck ass

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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