Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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