Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's wrong with woman Everything

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

1 Jew XD

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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