- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

why?

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

knock knock who's there no one

milly, milly, milly, cat

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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