Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Stephen Walking.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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