-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Matt is not funny.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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