Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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whats a dick a dick

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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I need a good anti joke....

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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