what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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