- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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