Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Bake until golden at 375

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Womens Rights.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Womens rights.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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