Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What just hit my face? The floor

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Johnson stops eating

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

An asian without a future.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What's the difference between a duck?

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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