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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

how did the little girl die cancer

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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