- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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