How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Dani barton= lovely

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Anti Joke

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