a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Anti Joke

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