- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

YEAH THEY DO.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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