- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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