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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Your mother is a man.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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