Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Like if you like big tits.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Yes!

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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twilight

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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