- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

ecks! why zee?

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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