A midget walks under a bar

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Type 2 diabetics

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Anti Joke

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