What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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