Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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1 Jew XD

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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