What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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zebras

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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