Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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