Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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who is awesome? no one...

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

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