- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

.....Carrot Top....

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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