Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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