- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Womens Rights.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

This is a joke

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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