roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What time is it? 10:58

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