- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Punch line.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

you just contradicted yourself.

Ted Haggard.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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